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♡♡Esther//Canada.♡♡ Multi-fandom. Shadowhunter, District 4, Divergent, Gryffindor, Cabin 6.

Waiting For

Teen Wolf ~ June
Winter ~ Nov. 10/15

Watching

✪The Vampire Diaries S6✔
✪Pretty Little Liars S5✔
✪Teen Wolf S4 ✔
✪The Originals S1
✪Supernatural S5
✪Sherlock S1
✪Gossip Girl S4
✪Gracepoint S1 ✔
✪Reign S2

Reading

The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King: JRR Tolkien

Listening

Dracula: Bea Miller

Social Networks

Networks

Waiting For

> Mockingjay - Nov. 21

Status

Living in my room on tumblr.

me-za-me-ro:
“A sketch from my Patreon from last month ♥
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me-za-me-ro:

A sketch from my Patreon from last month ♥

whispywood:
“it’s been like 6 years and i still have a crush on this man child
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whispywood:

it’s been like 6 years and i still have a crush on this man child

thalidraws:

MOAR EGGS

somecutething:

I can’t believe this dog is skipping 😂😂😭😭

meltesh28:
“i love this extremely old baby boy !
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meltesh28:

i love this extremely old baby boy !

katsukiyuuri:

you can’t tell me yuuri and victor aren’t married when the official yoi pr account says they adjusted their official art only to add victor’s ring

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peeseepoo:

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more dad fan art w toji and megumi 🤍

hyolks:
“sakusa those are ILLEGAL they are TOO CUTE you must put on more immediately
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hyolks:

sakusa those are ILLEGAL they are TOO CUTE you must put on more immediately

fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive:
“dino-the-lore-god:
“gossip-girl-of-middle-earth:
“marithlizard:
“ taraljc:
“ seperis:
“ sapphic-pink-kryptonite:
“ phoenixonwheels:
“ linkedsoul:
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“ elegantmess100:
“ blossombarnes:
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fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive:

dino-the-lore-god:

gossip-girl-of-middle-earth:

marithlizard:

taraljc:

seperis:

sapphic-pink-kryptonite:

phoenixonwheels:

linkedsoul:

little-miss-stan:

elegantmess100:

blossombarnes:

retroasgardian:

reddobastard:

onethingconstant:

songbirde108:

mercurialkitty:

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youcangofindatree:

moremetalthanyourmom:

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

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Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

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Originally posted by soldieronsteve

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Originally posted by theimpossibleg1rl

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Originally posted by jlstreck

It’s called the Murder Strut.

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.

It works wonders.

In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.

If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.

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Originally posted by lucylawlessrocks

Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.

Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.

Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium. 

OH MY GOD I HAD BARELY SCROLLED DOWN THIS POST AND WAS GONNA SAY “JUST TAKE SOME ADVICE FROM ME THAT I LEARNT FROM AN OLD TUMBLR POST ABOUT WALKING LIKE THE WINTER SOLDIER FROM YEARS AGO” BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE THIS POST

I first discovered this a few years ago when I was an insecure 14-year-old, and since then I indeed do the “murder strut” and staunch everywhere I go, literally works wonders

murder strut works wonders in the airport and school.

Back in HS, other kids would kinda stream behind me like the tail of a comet because I was several inches taller than most of the student population and the Murder Strut was just…how I walked. Amazingly effective.

carriecmoney:
“Hajime has no idea how this situation is even possible, but he’s one hundred percent certain that it’s all Oikawa’s fault.
Oikawa blames the aliens.
THE BODY SWAP FIC WE NEED AND DESERVE by @oikawatooruinedmylife
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carriecmoney:

Hajime has no idea how this situation is even possible, but he’s one hundred percent certain that it’s all Oikawa’s fault.

Oikawa blames the aliens.

THE BODY SWAP FIC WE NEED AND DESERVE by @oikawatooruinedmylife

azag24:
“ And I was running far away
Would I run off the wall someday?
But now take me home
Take me home where I belong
I got no other place to go
But I kept running
For a soft place to fall
_Runaway - Aurora Aksnes_Once again, a fanart based of...

azag24:

And I was running far away
Would I run off the wall someday?
But now take me home
Take me home where I belong
I got no other place to go
But I kept running
For a soft place to fall

_Runaway - Aurora Aksnes_

Once again, a fanart based of Aurora’s song. Like I said, I’m gradually into the process of becoming obsessed. Yeah, that’s sound scary.😗😗

Also, I actually listened to the song today, and the first thing I thought is “THIS IS REBUILDING SONG” like I just reread that fic yesterday so to stumble upon the PERFECT song for it, it just blew my mind and made me run to my laptop to start drawing. I even forgot to switch on the light in my room 😅

So, @kinomiakai, this is dedicated to you and your beautiful fanfic, Rebuilding. I had read it before but after rereading it, and also after listening to this song, I can’t help but to draw something based of it. Thanks for writing such an amazig fanfic and Merry Christmas everyone! (altho this art doesn’t look too chrismassy actually 😅😅)

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